Mallorca! (PART 1)
Day 1 (The airport circus)
As
you can probably imagine, going through a crowded airport with two screaming,
crazy five and seven year old boys, a crying one year old baby, a stressed dad
yelling in German and 6 suitcases to carry (one of them randomly having no
wheels, and only a tiny handle, so it was extremely awkward to carry), is,
well, a circus. I give Oli lots of credit for being brave enough to go through
all that, and twice. The 6 of us must have looked like a very strange mishmash
of a “family”, with Oli and the kids looking all like twins, just at different
stages of growth, and then me who could possibly be an older daughter but my
hair isn’t blonde enough nor my skin pale enough. Then there is Vero, who looks
like a total opposite of any of the kids, with her almost black, curly hair and
darker skin. One of the stewardess thought Oli was her husband, and we couldn’t
help but laugh. But yes, it was definitely insane. Especially going through
security, with me and Vero trying to lug all the 6 suitcases onto the conveyer
belt, and then me, Vero and Oli passing the screaming Felix around like a hot
potato so we could take turns taking our shoes off, then Niki trying to drag me
into the scanner thing with him because he’s scared to go alone. All the while,
the Spanish security people yelling, “Owny buggy! Owny buggy!” Me and Vero look
at each other with the “what the hell?” look, until we finally understood that
they wanted the baby stroller on another conveyor belt. So then we have to lug
it somewhere else. Finally, when we have all made it through security and have
the luggage packed on two trolleys, we take a deep breath…until BAM!! Niki was
climbing on one of the trolleys and knocked the entire thing over, the
suitcases going everywhere and the security people whipping their heads over to
look. We pick it up, and Oli takes the boys to the bathroom. They come back and
Jonas wants to ride on the trolley. I tell him no, but he gets on it anyway,
and the whole thing slips from under him, crashing to the floor.. NOT AGAIN!!
This is no lie people, this is all exactly what happened. All I can say is,
thank GOD Vero was there with me, or I don’t think I would have been able to
handle anything anymore.
Getting
onto the plane was just a continuation of the 6 person circus, with the boys dragging
their suitcases through the tiny isle over people’s feet, Oli yelling at the
stewardess because there is no places for us all to it together (Ryan air is
first come, first serve, so I don’t know what he was expecting) Everyone on the
plane was starting at us, not only because we were yelling and obviously
struggling, but also because we looked so mishmashed. Vero told me that the
Spanish guy she ended up sitting next to asked her what the heck we were all
doing together.
Well,
after 2 hours of struggling through the airport, a 2.5 hour flight of Niki
asking me every 5 minutes how high we were in the air, how far we’ve flown, and
how much longer until we landed, and then a 15 minute bus ride to our car
rental, and then an hour drive to our house, we made it.
One
really cute thing happened on the plane though. It was Felix’s first flight
ever on a plane, and he barley cried at all! He actually smiled a lot, and
seemed to really enjoy it. On my right there was an African woman with a baby
boy on her lap. She obviously couldn’t speak French or English very well
because when the stewardess tried to communicate with her to show her how to
correctly strap the baby in, she didn’t understand and started taking off the
baby’s shoes instead. Anyway, when we started our descend, Felix (who was
sitting directly on the other side of the isle from the African baby) stared smiling
and pointing at the baby, and then they both we looking at each other and
smiling and almost laughing. It was the cutest thing.






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